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Women using words

Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:

Thisis the calm before the storm. This means “something†and you should beon your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing†usually end in “fine†.

Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!


Loud Sigh:

Althoughnot actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A“Loud Sigh†means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing†.

That’s Okay:

Thisis one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.“That’s Okay†means that she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:

Thisis the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman isthanking you. Do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back outof the room slowly.

 

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